Durians. Darwin. Deleuze.

An insight to stupid language through malevolent fruit and dead philosophers from Darwin to Melbourne-town:

Note: A TLA exists in this conversation.

Note: TLA= Three Letter Acronym

Notable TLA: btw= by the way

[7:34:15 PM] Jess Ho says: btw- you'd agree with what D says on Proust in terms of signs in literature

[7:34:17 PM] Jess Ho says: maybe...

[7:34:28 PM] Jess Ho says: your fingers always do the walking

[7:34:32 PM] Jess Ho says: are you asleep already?

[7:34:34 PM] B says: sure....

[7:34:42 PM] B says: what says?

[7:34:48 PM] Jess Ho says: Deleuze

[7:34:58 PM] Jess Ho says: I’d explain, but I am too busy typing between the both of you

[7:35:18 PM] B says: yes I understood what the d was

[7:35:31 PM] Jess Ho says: haha

[7:35:32 PM] B says: cut and paste randomly when you feel like it

[7:35:32 PM] Jess Ho says: really

[7:35:40 PM] B says: he would like that

[7:35:45 PM] Jess Ho says: so it didn’t stand for durian or demitasse or dimple?

[7:36:05 PM] Jess Ho says: btw, durians=evil

[7:36:06 PM] B says: structure will dictate my understanding of your meaning thru the process of communication

[7:36:07 PM] Jess Ho says: pure evil

[7:36:11 PM] Jess Ho says: pure, stinky evil

[7:36:15 PM] B says: not when you cut them open... I hear

[7:36:33 PM] Jess Ho says: no, then their evilness is released in noxious fumes of farts, death and evil. Did I mention that they were evil?

[7:37:04 PM] B says: but then they taste lovely they say

[7:37:32 PM] Jess Ho says: they lie

[7:37:44 PM] Jess Ho says: they taste like creamy, milky farts, but my people liken it to vanilla ice-cream

[7:37:54 PM] Jess Ho says: my logic- why don't you just eat vanilla ice-cream??!?!?

[7:38:21 PM] B says: cos it doesn’t grow on trees

[7:38:34 PM] Jess Ho says: where do vanilla beans come from then?

[7:38:42 PM] Jess Ho says: cows and chicken come from trees as well

[7:38:48 PM] Jess Ho says: and sugar cane is a plant

[7:38:52 PM] B says: as does money

[7:38:55 PM] Jess Ho says: and there: ice-cream.

[7:38:57 PM] B says: well, when it was paper

[7:39:14 PM] Jess Ho says: Well, have you had a durian?

[7:39:23 PM] B says: not all the savages are as resourceful as little ms house proud yourself

[7:39:31 PM] B says: no I have not it is true

[7:39:53 PM] Jess Ho says: hmmm....evil

[7:39:58 PM] B says: sex

[7:40:05 PM] Jess Ho says: farts. Evil farts.

[7:40:09 PM] Jess Ho says: sex...yes

Conclusion from conversation

1 Durian.

Make sex, not durian. Durians are evil and will most likely make you want to kick yourself in the face after lighting your crotch on fire.